- Hey be careful with that orange juice -

well i used to love you baby
but now i get upset
either i can't sleep at night
or i wake up in a sweat
when i see you in the morning
with those egg stains on your dress
well i used to love you baby
but baby you're a mess

hey be careful with that orange juice!

well i used to love you baby
but there's no guarantee
i'd like to trade you in
for some thing young and fancy-free
for someone nice and pretty
who doesn't kick me when i snore
i used to love you baby
but baby you're a bore

hey be careful with that orange juice!

i'm sure there's someone who might find you very attractive
use that bad breath spray before you start getting active
if he sees your yellow teeth tell him your radioactive
just don't let that poor sucker off the hook

hey be careful with that orange juice!

well i used to love you baby
in the days before the gloom
but love faded quicker than yesterdays perfume
i worshipped the ground you walked on
you were my buttercup
i used to love you baby
but now i just throw up!

hey be careful with that orange juice!

© lyrics by Robert Tijuana 2000